Don't You Hate It When...

Don't you hate it when you are loyal to a certain brand and then find out, through real life experience, that said brand is NOT as good as it says it is???
I'll finally admit it. I've been sick and have spent a lot of time sitting in the bathroom over the weekend. I finally felt well enough to get my sorry rear end out of bed and into the bathroom for another kind of visit...I finally took a shower! Yay! I kept thinking how nice it would be to clean up and that, hopefully, I was on the mend. I finished washing and turned the water off - that's when my stomach started to gurgle. I tried to quickly towel off but only made it through the front half of my body before having to run to the toilet. "Dang!" I thought. "I JUST got cleaned up." I half thought about getting back into the shower but totally forgot all about that as I looked at the roll of Charmin attached to the wall. I broke out into a cold sweat just thinking of the "squeaze-ably soft" tissue. Seriously, I won't lie, my bum was SORE!!! I kept thinking about the extra $5-$6 that I spend at Costco for my Charmin and that it's totally a rip off! Now, if they could take a chapter out of Puffs Plus' book and add a touch of lotion to their tissue I'd be a much happier camper. As it was, all I could think about was Candid Carrie and that I could totally relate to the idea of finding a nice cold piece of marble to sit on. (Seriously, if you haven't read this one, click on the link. You'll laugh harder than you have in a really. long. time.)
Anyway. I'm sure that the bug has finally passed and I'm on to bigger and better things. My chapped bottom is starting to heal and I can actually sit like a normal person now instead of only on one cheek. No thanks to Charmin!
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