Ian's Day

So I was waiting at the bus stop yesterday afternoon (the bus was 20 minutes late, by the way) so that I could walk Ian and Emma home after school. The bus finally pulled up and so I asked Ian how his first "real" day of kindergarten went.
Ian: It was TERRIBLE!
Me: (sounding very concerned) Why? What happened?
Ian: *sigh* Well, the teacher laid down on the ground and fell. a. sleep.
Me: She did?
Ian: (sounding pleased with himself) Yep.
Me: Then what happened?
Ian: All of the other kids lined up and started smacking me in the face! But the playground was AWESOME!!!
Me: Wait a minute! Do I need to call the principal and tell him that your teacher needs to get in trouble for taking a nap in the middle of school?
Ian: Uhhh....nooo. You know, mom, I'm just kiddin' with ya.
Me: I thought so.

Then I woke up with a sore back - apparently 20 minutes waiting for the bus is plenty of time for a redhead to get a pretty wicked sunburn. Dang it!