Dang-It To Helk!

Stupid, fricken-fracken dumb technology! This is making funny noises. And not the good kinds. It's motor sounds like a cat climbed inside and is now howling because it's tail got caught in the spinnie-thing and the sucker sounds like it's got emphysema. So I went out to the garage to check out the main unit. It's belly was full! Whew, I figured it just had a tummy ache from eating too many dust bunnies, so I emptied it. Then I checked the switch on the bad boy and everything was just honkey-dorey...until I got back inside and tried the switch on the handle. It was still a no-go. So now I have to wait for the "vacuum tech" to come out to our house today to fix the dumb thing. What ever happened to emptying the bag or changing the belt when your vacuum went klabluey? OR maybe just having no carpet at all? I'm liking that idea more and more. You know, Jeff's out of town a lot. Maybe I could have a carpet expulsion party while he's gone and we'll just get rid of it all. He won't notice, right?