The Wixom Zoo House of Horrors!

Guess what? One of my friends in real life is Springrose! She asked me to help her out the other day and I said, "No. Maybe. Okay, what do you need?" (See how nice I am? I'm such a good friend *Pat on the back*)
Anyway, she said that her kids had a tussle Sunday afternoon and it ended with the maiming of their entertainment center. She's trying to teach Destructo Boy and Lil' Pumpkin a lesson in responsibility and consequences so she asked me if I'd inflict the torture of a thousand deaths on them for her. No prob, friend. I can be your go-to girl any time. They're coming over tomorrow so that I can chain them to the rack. Muahahahaha!!! (I love the "mua ha ha's!") Actually, the only rack I have is the cooling rack for my cookie sheets so I have to come up with something else. I'm thinking that I'll make their knuckles bleed a little, though. My baseboards really need to be washed and I'm all for slave labor. Plus, alls it'll cost me is a dollar or two! Zippidy doo dah day, I'm a happy zoo keeper! Thanks, Springrose! Next time my kids need to be tortured I'll send them your way, 'cuz that's what friends do for each other, right?