Why Me?

Lessons Learned Today:

~ Wet weather + shoes with horrible tread = disaster for the pregnant lady

~ Tylenol is wonderful but it doesn't always make you feel better. Especially when your bum has a big bruise on it and your back may have been dislocated in the process of obtaining said bruise. (see first lesson learned)

~ Children are F.A.S.T.!!

~ When a 5 pound bag of sugar is dumped on the kitchen floor it's really hard to get it all up on the first, second and even third attempts. Also, your feet will be quite sticky for quite some time - even after you've mopped (twice).

~ An outside fridge is wonderful except for when the kids are innocently playing outside and "need to open the garage door for a sec to get their bikes." Hairy Carey will ensue and the dozen or so eggs that are tucked into the cool confines of the fridge will be the poor unsuspecting recipients of the resulting craziness.

~ Five year olds just make a mess when trying to clean up broken eggs.

Final lesson of the day?
~ It's better to Velcro/Duct Tape/Krazy Glue your kids to their bedroom wall for the summer so that your sanity will stay in tact.

Oh. And it's probably time for a new pair of shoes.